im going israel shopping with my mom tommorow. i need a wet-suit because im getting a scuba license! plus im gonna learn how to surf, but thats not as important. woohoo. im super excited. oh, and i also need bathing and im really dreading it. its so cliche to hate going bathing suit shopping but i do. according to my cousins, all the girls in israel are sluts and im gonna need a bikini, but there is no way in hell anybody is going to get me into one of those. and if they do, i pity their eyes. if only they made nice one pieces. i might order a really long tankini from victorias secret. theyre all like push up bras though, which is kinda weird. i like this one http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=IP-172353&cgnbr=OSSWMTNKZZZ&rfnbr=157&page=2&cgname=OSSWMTNKZZZ any thoughts? well w/e. who cares about the bathing suit, i care about the fucking beach. im so excited. sooo excited. sooooooooo excited.
i called my friend today, and she doesnt hate me or think im wierd because she hasnt talked to me in a year and im really excited. it was like the last time i saw her was yesterday or soemthing. G-d, i love that country so much. its the kind of patriotism i dont think i could ever feel for the US. its like a connection. my speaking hebrew is crummy when i speak to my parents or someone on the phone. but its like the instant i get on the plane i can speak it again. i cant wait to hear and use the new slang and stuff like that. i cant wait to CURSE in hebrew!!! i never get to do that over here. ahhh, im so excited. omigosh. ahhh. lsdkfaldkfj;adkfj. i can't wait to go clubbing and things like that. i cant wait to buy REAL falafel. i can't wait to eat REAL hummus. i cant wait to call hummus chummus with an israeli accent. i cant wait to see my grandparents and my friends. i cant wait to shop in the greatest mall on earth. i cant wait to go to the beach and have it be so much fun and so much not like a crummy jersey shore beach. i cant wait till real ice-cream and really good veggies. the thought of those tomatos is making me hungry. cottage cheese!!!!!! i cant eat the american crap, ewwwwwwe. i cant wait to walk in the street and hear people talking in hebrew. i want to walk into a mcdonalds and not be able to order a cheeseburger, even though i wouldnt anyways, because those are gross. i cant wait to collect eggs on the farm and try out the new horses. i cant wait till july 19! i cant wait to watch movies throughout the whole plane ride, even though its at night, because i cant fall asleep on planes. i cant wait to hug my uncle and aunt and cousins when i get to the airport. i wanna go to the customs line for people with israeli passports, and feel all special. i wanna wait an hour for my luggage to get there. i wanna be on the screen that shows the arrivals as they walk onto the outside. gosh. i seriously cant wait.